One-armed Chair
(Sitting in a meeting room – my chair is mysteriously missing an arm rest)
Me: Why does my chair only have one arm?
Jason: They only give you the number you deserve.

(Sitting in a meeting room – my chair is mysteriously missing an arm rest)
Me: Why does my chair only have one arm?
Jason: They only give you the number you deserve.
hahaha
zing!
that’s strange, because my chair had like 8 arms