It Runs in the Family
(Talking to my little brother Mikey this morning on gtalk)
Sophia: hellos
Mikey: top of the mornin’ to ya!
Sophia: haha you’re chipper!
Mikey: i thought that would be an appropriate greeting
since you are a leprechaun
the beard is what gave it away
and the conspicuous jingle of your gold-stuffed pockets
Sophia: haha! i am actually a gnome
this beard is fake
and that conspicuous jingle is my penny collection!!
Mikey: lawn gnomes have beards
your logic is flawed!
I always thought your beard was real.
Wow. Are you sure you weren’t talking to yourself?
My pennies! Give them back!