Nerds
Recently I have acquired a new shirt that I lub.
I was wearing it while helping my brother look for sunglasses at one of those overly fancy sunglasses stores (let’s call it Goggle Yurt). A Goggle Yurt salesman approached, looked at my shirt, and asked, “Is that true?” I awkwardly laughed. Socially-challenged Goggle Yurt salesman continued to stare at me without smiling and wait for an answer. Eventually I just looked at Drew, who happened to be trying on giant purple aviators, and just answered, “Yup.”
Drew says he should have just said, “Are you hitting on my girlfriend? Because I’ll fry you with my photon ray.”
Ann has an “I <3 Nerds" shirt that gets similar comments. She's had it for a while, though, and I think some of the heart is wearing off. I fear that the day the last red paint comes off the shirt she will start dating football players and MBAs.