Google Voice
Per the request of Wysz and Reid:
I was at work when I noticed a voicemail notification on my phone from Google Voice. It was from an Unknown number, so I skimmed the transcript to see what the message was about. Here it is, pasted in full below:
Sophie, What you got. Bob Baker. Yeah, I’m told my the actual total book that you’ve had a few things and sometimes hi can come too late, or come home. I’m glad with thesound was, but I cannot you. I think I’m a little fun. I’ll pop okay house but bye.
I was like, who is Bob Baker and why is he trash talking me? Then I listened to the voicemail – turns out it was my mom telling me in Chinese that she’d left some chicken soup on the stove for me. Oh Google Voice.
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Sophie, bring salt after toadstool fritter. My uncle did freak chalk, maybe soap sandwich wants more money. I’ll burn fun gravy, but you fancy built old beehive.
Oh such fun! I like to read Kim’s when she gets voicemails from her dad in Vietnamese.
Hi Peter Room, you know if you wanna okay. Hey, I’m not too much. It went okay bye.
Yeah, Hi, this is what you want. Hi Kim, It is technically down, so it’s not easy.